SGCommand : Nominations for featured quotes

Nominating and for. The rubbing of his head to indicate baldness is what makes this quote hilarious every time i hear him say it --Jenkins08 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 10:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
For. Agreed. —Ka'lel ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 22:54, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
For. This quote brings a smile to my face every time that Bra'Tac says it. --Snowden42 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 19:02, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
For Gotta love Bra'tac with that head rubbing every time he says that! Mihb2 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 11:37, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 27 (+3)

"We were throwing some ideas back and forth — well, he was throwing them forth and I was throwing them back..."

―Rodney Mckay

Nominating and for. I would go as far as to say that.... this is a nice quote :). —Anubis 10545 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 03:22, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
For. This quote just perfectly describes the egocentricity that is Meredith Rodney McKay, and in a funny way to boot! - Bell'Orso ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 14:32, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
For. It's Rodney McKay, in one sentence. Myrrlyn ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 12:22, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 28 (+2)

"Isn't that hot?"

"Extremely"

―Teal'c

Nomitating and for. This made me burst into laughter when I first saw it, extremely funny when you know the fact that symbiotes become agitated when exposed to caffeine. Watch Urgo to see it. — Malmern ^(talk)
For. Chris Judge at his best. - Bell'Orso ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 08:33, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 30 (+1)

"Yes, well, that would certainly help – but I’m more concerned about Ancient database – its ability to back up data. It’s incredibly redundant."

―Radek Zelenka

"'Incredibly redundant’!"

―Weir

"Heh, Yeah, that never gets old. "

―Radek Zelenka

Nominating and for. --Gridcube ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 18:25, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 31 (+2)

"Colonel O'Neill, what the hell are you doing??"

―General Hammond

"In the middle of my *backswing*?"

Nominating and for. From Window of Opportunity, when Jack is about to drive a golf ball through the Stargate. PKT ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 19:08, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
For. Hehe, loved this bit.
Comment. Actually, Rick is about to drive a ball against the side of the Stargate prop. Chris Judge hit his through the gate on the first time around. Myrrlyn ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 12:23, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 32 (+1)

"Yes if only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth, did you bring yours!?!"

―Meredith Rodney McKay

Nominating and for. —Unsigned comment by Irishguy117 (talk • contribs).

Quote 33 (+1)

Todd: One of our facilities is under attack by a rival Hive. Our two support ships must depart for battle. My Hive will remain here; continue the work with Doctor Keller.

Woolsey: I'm glad to hear that.

(Both Todd and Caldwell turn and stare at him)

Woolsey: Oh, not the "under attack" part. That's unfortunate, of course. I-I just meant ...never mind.

Nominating and For. ASDF1239 ^DISCUSSION 03:43, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 34 (+1)

"I've spent my whole life, sticking it to the man...... If I do this, I'LL BE the man...... I don't think I can be the man."

Nominating and for. It was just so hillarious, I, I'll be, I don't think I will be, it's the O'Neill-ism word play one of the best, I think. --Mangekyou

Quote 35 (+1)

"Glad tidings of comfort and joy... comfort and joy."

―Harry Maybourne

Nominating and for. It just seems like a crazy thing to say ;) - From It's Good to Be King. —Anubis 10545 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 18:58, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 36 (+1)

"Indeed." (Teal'c)

Nominating and for. One of the more frequent verbal responses from Teal'c in the second half of the show. Never stated early on but gradually became Teal'c's catch-all positive reply (the eyebrow being the negative) and a signature of his presence on SG-1. Myrrlyn ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 12:21, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 37 (+2)

"Hold it! Alright, we came here in peace. We expect to go in one... piece.."

Nominating and for. —Unsigned comment by McKenna SG 1 (talk • contribs).
For. Great quote. Kal'el ^{T | C} - 04:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC) comment what episode is it from? the quote template really needs a source field. ASDF1239 ^DISCUSSION 05:45, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Comment: That quote is from Season 2. Chapter 14: "Touchstone" showed on October 30, 1998. McKenna SG 1 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 00:13, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 38 (+1)

"Woah! Woah! Woah Man! Bullets bounce!"

―Cameron Mitchell

Nominating and for Love Mitchell's reaction to when Teal'c shooots the wall in Avalon.

Past featured quotes

This is an archive of featured quote nominations. Do not edit the sections below.

Quote 29 (+4)

"What do you want?"

"I want to live."

―Apophis

"Sorry, I can't help you there, thats between you and your god... Oh wait, you are your god, now that's a problem."

Nominating and for. This was hilarious in my opinion because O'Neill refers to the fact that the Goa'uld pose as gods. —Dimitriye98 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 02:18, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
For. I love anything where O'Neill takes the mick out of the Goa'uld. :) --Donovan-j-charlie ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 15:19, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
For. I guess this is one of the reasons the Goa'uld call O'Neill a "pain in the mikta". —Mihb2 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 01:16, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
For. It's Jack O'Neill, in one sentence. Myrrlyn ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 12:22, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 11 (+3)

"Yes, the aliens! Please Mr. Men in Black don't pretend you don't know about the aliens."

―Daniel Jackson

Nominating and for. One of the lines that made me laugh most. Actually, i fell of my chair laughing. Good example of the excellent joke-timing in the series. Daniel Jackson against the NID in Wormhole X-treme. Bad episode, but this line made it bearable. --Indeed 17:37, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
For. I Second :-) -- -Have A Nice Day Cam11598 00:20, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
For. I third. ;)- Bell'Orso ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 11:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 23 (+3)

"Phhhh!!!! What is this!? What is this!? Who made this!? You made this!?"

―Rodney Mckay

Nominating and for. Maybe it's my lack of sleep but this scene is hilarious. (it's from Letters from Pegasus... Rodney's spitting out a sandwich)—Anubis 10545 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 23:51, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
For. pure Rodney gotta love it.-Wraith runner
For. You gotta love Rodney McKay. -dreamhexagon

Quote 25 (+4)

"Perhaps if the warships of your world attack we will be able..."

"(interrupting) Eh, excuse me... did you say 'the ships of our world'?"

―Samantha Carter

"Surely you have such vessels?"

"Well, we have a number of...of..."

―Daniel Jackson

"Shuttles."

―Daniel Jackson & Jack O'Neill in tandem

"These... 'shuttles'... they are a formidable craft?"

"Oh yeah... yeah... bad day..."

Nominating and for. I love this scene from The Serpent's Lair. --Jenkins08 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 10:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
For. Hilarious. O'Neill at his best. - Bell'Orso ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 11:51, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
For. It was a funny way to explain where the Taur'i are in the universe on a technological level. PKT ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 12:52, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
For. Yep, gotta love that line --joecool280 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 17:27, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 26 (+4)

"What's it doing?"

―Hammond

"Flying, Sir?"

―Carter

"M.A.L.P's can't fly."

"Apparently, they can."

―Daniel

"Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?"