Changes: SGCommand:Nominations for featured quotes

Revision as of 10:42, 4 November 2009

If you see an quote that is, in your opinion, very good, then here is the place to nominate it to be the featured quote shown on the main page.

At this point, the nomination system is deliberately kept simple. The quote with the most votes (at least 3-4) is removed from this pool and placed on the main page, and remains there until the next quote is featured. There is no queue involved. If an quote remains in the pool for more than 3 months with an insufficient number of votes, it will be removed. It may, however, be nominated again.

Nominations

Please add new nominations at the bottom of the page.

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Quote 11 (+2)

"Yes, the aliens! Please Mr. Men in Black don't pretend you don't know about the aliens."

―Daniel Jackson

Nominating and for. One of the lines that made me laugh most. Actually, i fell of my chair laughing. Good example of the excellent joke-timing in the series. Daniel Jackson against the NID in Wormhole X-treme. Bad episode, but this line made it bearable. --Indeed 17:37, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
For. I Second :-) -- -Have A Nice Day Cam11598 00:20, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Quote 17 (+1; -1)

"Hello! Merlin!"

―Daniel Jackson

Nominating and for. [I love this quote more for the expression on Daniel's face. Watch The Shroud to see it.]. - MrWhite325
Against. It's nowhere near as funny without a picture, it just doesn't work on its own. - Bell'Orso ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 10:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 18 (+1; -1)

"Bonni, Bonni Way!"

―Kasuf

Nominating and for. Probably one of the best quotes from the original movie.]. - MrWhite325
Against. Maybe, as a non-native English-speaker, I'm missing something here, but I don't see the funny in this. At all. - Bell'Orso ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 10:42, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 20 (+1)

"Well She Started Off All Sweet To Begin With Now she's hell bent on domination of the galaxy"

―Vala Mal Doran

Nominating and for.—Cam11598

Quote 21(+1)

"The Ori used me to sneek one of their own over the border."

―Vala Mal Doran

Nominating and for.—Cam11598

Quote 22(+1)

"And as your mother you will listen to me young lady there will be no leading of these ships and armies on a mass murdering crusade or else!"

―Vala Mal Doran

Nominating and for.—Cam11598

Quote 23 (+2)

"Phhhh!!!! What is this!? What is this!? Who made this!? You made this!?"

―Rodney Mckay

Nominating and for. Maybe it's my lack of sleep but this scene is hilarious. (it's from Letters from Pegasus... Rodney's spitting out a sandwich)—Anubis 10545 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 23:51, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

For. pure Rodney gotta love it.-Wraith runner

Quote 24 (+2)

"Hammond...of Texas"

―Bra'tac

Nominating and for. The rubbing of his head to indicate baldness is what makes this quote hilarious every time i hear him say it --Jenkins08 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 10:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
For. Agreed. —Ka'lel ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 22:54, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 25 (+1)

"Perhaps if the warships of your world attack we will be able..."

―Bra'tac

"(interrupting) Eh, excuse me... did you say 'the ships of our world'?"

―Samantha Carter

"Surely you have such vessels?"

―Bra'tac

"Well, we have a number of...of..."

―Daniel Jackson

"Shuttles."

―Daniel Jackson & Jack O'Neill in tandem

"These... 'shuttles'... they are a formidable craft?"

―Bra'tac

"Oh yeah... yeah... bad day..."

―Jack O'Neill

Nominating and for. I love this scene from The Serpent's Lair. --Jenkins08 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 10:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Quote 26 (+1)

" Whats It Doing?"

―Hammond

"Flying Sir?"

―Carter

"M.A.L.P's can't fly"

―O'Neill

"Apparently They Can"

―Daniel

"Shouldn't Their Be A Memo on this Stuff?"

―O'Neill

Nominating and for. My Favorite Scene Ever... -- -Have A Nice Day Cam11598 00:57, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 27 (+1)

"We were throwing some ideas back and forth — well, he was throwing them forth and I was throwing them back..."

―Rodney Mckay

Nominating and for. I would go as far as to say that.... this is a nice quote :). —Anubis 10545 ^{(talk) (Contribs)} 03:22, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Past featured quotes

This is an archive of featured quote nominations. Do not edit the sections below.

Quote 13 (+4)

"I don't think it matters how much cake you walk on."

―Radek Zelenka

Nominating and for. Funny... Just came to me after watching a cake walk take place on a TV show.—Anubis 10545 00:04, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
For. Agreed. —Ka'lel 02:12, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
For. Agreed. —User:D 23:24, 21 July 2009
For. Agreed —Supakillaii 17:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Quote 5 (+3)

"Tell him that the power-loop interface isn't jiving with your walkabout."

―Elizabeth Weir

Nominating and for. A very funny quote. —Anubis 10545 05:10, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Agreed even if you take it out of context its pretty darn hilarious—Jjjackal 17:08, 27 March 2009 (UTC)jjjackal
For. It's funny because it's so not Weir, which makes it even more hilarious.MrWhite325

Quote 8 (+3)

"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips."

―Teal'c tells a Jaffa joke.

Nominating and for. Another fan favourite and a classic and memorable SG moment. - Ka'lel 23:10, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Definitely. I was just about to add this myself. It's especially funny how Teal'c bursts into laughter at the end.—Anubis 10545
For. Absolutely, for the above reasons, and come on, its a Jaffa joke!!! You can't get too much better than that!—Jjjackal 17:12, 27 March 2009 (UTC)Jjjackal

Quote 9 (+3)

"Hey!! I'll tell you what's wrong. I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a mini me!"

―Jack O'Neill talks to Loki about his clone.

Nominating and for. What can I say? It made me laugh:). - Swedish guy 19:06, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Me too. -- Matthew R Dunn 21:14, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Well, originally I has going to just comment on how bad the episode was, but after reading the quote several time, it seemed more funny. —Anubis 10545 01:02, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 4 (+4)

"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. Things will, in fact, calm up."

―Teal'c

Nominating and for. It's just hillarious. - Sman789 18:12, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
For. A classic Teal'c-ism, very funny. - lindleya1 04:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Do I have to explain why? It's one of the best from Teal'c. Gelei 16:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Agreed. It's classic Teal'c and just plain funny.—Anubis 10545 06:10, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Quote 6 (+3)

"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts. And I think you've got that in spades."

―Henry Landry

Nominating and for. It might not be funny as most of the others are, but it's been stuck in my head for the past two days and it's pretty meaningful.—Anubis 10545 06:51, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Agreed. Also, though funny quotes may take precedent because of the sheer volume of them, I'm always looking for the meaningful ones. This is a good one. —Ka'lel 15:12, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
For. great quote. yeah, it has a meaning that's applied to everyone. —SupremeCommander 06:59, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 1 (+3)

"I'm going to curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find."

―Rodney McKay

Nominating and for. It's a pretty funny quote... so why not.—Anubis 10545 20:27, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
For. Agreed. —Ka'lel 06:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
For. You hussy, Rodney McKay! -- Commander Morrissey 11:11, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 3 (+4)

"Let's just for a second imagine that we live in this magical land of unicorns and wizards and kind-hearted people who you can take at their word. Let's assume that he lets us go if we save her. But what if we fail, huh? What if she dies? How happy d'you think he'll be then? You think he'll let us just waltz out the door with an "Aw shucks. Well, better luck next time, tiger" attitude?"

―McKay

Nominating and for. This one is just epic. - Swedish guy 10:54, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
For. I've got to agree with Swedish Guy on this one --Scratzin 14:57, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Good, funny quote. -- Matthew R Dunn 20:15, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
For. Sure...—Anubis 10545 20:49, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 2 (+3)

" I'm telling you Teal'c, If we don't get out of this soon I'm going to lose it... Lose it, means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, no longer in control of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!"

―Jack O'Neill in Window of Opportunity

Nominating and for. Why not start with the most popular one around. Cheers. - Ka'lel 20:45, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
For. Ah, good point... and good quote too :) —Anubis 10545 20:54, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
For. One of the reasons why I got into Stargate. -- Matthew R Dunn 21:05, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

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 *'''Nominating and for'''. Probably one of the best quotes from the original movie.]. - [[User: MrWhite325|MrWhite325]]
-*'''Against'''. Maybe, as a non-native English-speaker, I'm missing somethingnhere, but I don't see the funny in this. At all. - [[User:Bell&#39;Orso|Bell&#39;Orso]] <sup>([[User talk:Bell&#39;Orso|talk]]) ([[Special:Contributions/Bell&#39;Orso|Contribs]])</sup> 10:42, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
+*'''Against'''. Maybe, as a non-native English-speaker, I'm missing something here, but I don't see the funny in this. At all. - [[User:Bell&#39;Orso|Bell&#39;Orso]] <sup>([[User talk:Bell&#39;Orso|talk]]) ([[Special:Contributions/Bell&#39;Orso|Contribs]])</sup> 10:42, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
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