User:Anubis 10545

   SGCommand contributions | SGCommand edit count Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. I'm Anubis 10545, an administrator here, and a big fan of Science-fiction shows, with my favorite being Star Trek: Voyager, Doctor Who, Torchwood, and especially Stargate. Below is a list of my Stargate favorites as well as pictures, links, etc... I would like to thank Matthew R Dunn, AscendedAlteran, SFH, and Reignfire for giving me some ideas for the different sections on this page (albeit indirectly) which helped me to create this page.

Favorite Episodes

 * Window of Opportunity
 * Tao of Rodney
 * Be All My Sins Remember'd
 * Before I Sleep
 * Letters from Pegasus
 * Lost City, Part 1 / Lost City, Part 2
 * The Siege, Part 1 / The Siege, Part 2 / The Siege, Part 3
 * The Quest, Part 1 / The Quest, Part 2
 * Reckoning, Part 1 / Reckoning, Part 2
 * New Order, Part 1 / New Order, Part 2
 * The Tok'ra, Part 1 / The Tok'ra, Part 2
 * Full Circle / Fallen / Homecoming
 * The Last Man / Search and Rescue
 * First Contact / The Lost Tribe
 * The Daedalus Variations
 * Aurora
 * Camelot
 * Enemy at the Gate
 * The Prodigal
 * The Storm
 * Coup D'etat
 * The Shrine
 * Infection
 * Prophecy
 * Travelers
 * Covenant
 * Duet
 * Inferno
 * The Pegasus Project
 * Descent
 * Off the Grid
 * Unending

Least Favorite Episodes

 * Forever in a Day
 * Fragile Balance
 * Affinity
 * Space Race
 * Smoke and Mirrors
 * Vengeance

Favorite Seasons

 * SG-1 Season 7
 * SG-1 Season 8 (and opening)
 * SG-1 Season 10
 * Atlantis Season 3
 * Atlantis Season 4 (and opening)

Favorite Characters

 * Rodney McKay
 * Daniel Jackson
 * FRAN
 * Thor

Favorite Ships

 * Daedalus-class battle cruiser
 * Ancient City-ship
 * Puddle jumper

Least Favorite Ships

 * Prometheus-class battle cruiser
 * Ha'tak
 * Any Wraith ship

Favorite "Bad-Guys"

 * Anubis
 * Adria

Least Favorite "Bad-Guys"

 * Apophis
 * Nirrti

Personal

 * P-90 submachine gun
 * Zat'nik'tel

Starship

 * Drone weapons
 * Railguns
 * Asgard plasma beam weapons

Favorite Races

 * Tau'ri
 * Ancients
 * Asgard

Favorite Devices

 * ZPM
 * Naquadah Generator
 * Asgard transporters
 * Stargate
 * McKay-Carter Intergalactic Gate Bridge

Favorite Quotes

 * "We're building nuclear bombs, staying awake is sort of a prerequisite."   -Rodney McKay
 * "I'm going to curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find."   -Rodney McKay
 * "It's a ship. It goes through the gate. Gateship One."    -Ford
 * "I didn't faint, I passed out from manly hunger."   -Rodney McKay
 * "Is that, that thing that made that guy do that thing? "   -Burke
 * "I like the yellow ones."   -Thor
 * "Greetings."   -Thor
 * "Ever seen a twenty kiloton nuclear explosion?"   -Rodney Mckay
 * "'I have."    -John Sheppard
 * (Everyone looks at him) "Not up close."   -John Sheppard
 * "Tell him that the power-loop interface isn't jiving with your walkabout!"   -Elizabeth Weir

Favorite Names

 * Vis Uban - Place of great power
 * Hippoforalcus - The Ancient General/starship
 * Valhalla - Aegir's ship in New Order
 * Tabula Rasa - The sixth episode of the fourth season of Stargate Atlantis
 * Flagisallus - The current inhabitants of Lantea
 * Ojen fruit - A guava and mango-like fruit found on Arkhan's World
 * Fumbles Mc Stupid - Rodney's name for Dr. Zelenka in the episode Duet.
 * The alien with the wacky naquadah - Mckay's name for Jonas Quinn in the episode Redemption

Favorite Moments

 * The Prometheus' destruction over Tegalus.
 * The segment with the Phoenix in The Last Man.
 * When the Daedalus enters hyperspace at the end of Midway.
 * The Battle of the Void.
 * When the Odyssey descends through Lantea's atmosphere and lands on Atlantis in The Pegasus Project.
 * When the Odyssey destroyed an Ori ship by destroying a Wraith ship in The Pegasus Project.
 * When the Odyssey battled with Ori ships in Unending.
 * The Battle of Asuras.
 * Any scene with a Daedalus-class ship (unless it's being destroyed).
 * The montage in Memento where they un-dig and re-erect the Stargate on Tagrea.
 * When Jack is fighting the Replicators in the SGC, and when Sam is fighting the Replicators on Dakara in Reckoning, Part 2.
 * When Cameron Mitchell talks to Teal'c on Dakara at the beginning of Avalon, Part 1 and afterwards talks to random Jaffa about if they want to join SG-1, and where the Chapa'i is.

Favorite Battles

 * Battle of Asuras
 * Battle of the Asgard Legacy
 * Battle of the Phoenix
 * Battle of Edowin
 * Battle of the Stargates
 * Battle of M2S-445
 * Battle of M35-117

Things I would like to see

 * A space battle consisting of every Tau'ri ship ever built.
 * The return of the Asgard.
 * Richard Woolsey NOT wearing that jogging suit-like Atlantis uniform all the time.
 * The return of Atlantis' old metal conference table instead of the wooded one Woolsey brought in.
 * A space battle that is Tau'ri vs. Tau'ri from a parallel universe.
 * The return of the Blue Jello in Atlantis' mess hall that Rodney likes.
 * A 305-class ship which would be a slightly modified much larger version of a Daedalus-class ship.

Stargate Dreams
Over the years, I have had several Stargate-related dreams. While I do not remember some of the earlier ones I had, below is a list and description of most of them. This is a multipart dream, and a very interesting one. PART 1
 * I was on the bridge of the Daedalus and another 304 came out of hyperspace. The only thing was it was upside down and we couldn't get it right-side up.
 * I was climbing up an elevator shaft with Rodney Mckay.
 * There was a miniature Stargate in my garage with a regular size DHD, but I couldn't dial it.
 * There was a huge Stargate in my pool but I couldn't dial it because it was in a foot of water, (even though I should have been able to). I asked some people about it and they said it was called "The Build".
 * Apophis created this new robotic solider that resembled General Grievous from Star Wars III.
 * Sam owned a ship that resembled the neck portion of the Daedalus. It was parked in the middle of a grassy meadow, and she was wearing clothes from the episode 1969.
 * I was stuck in a room filled with snow with SG1 and we were trying to find a way out.
 * I found a Zat'nik'tel but was unable to fire it.
 * I was watching an episode of Stargate Atlantis where a group of villagers damaged the Daedalus. The ship was flying up and down, like a roller coaster, trying not to crash under a moonlight sky on another planet.
 * I was in the Puddle Jumper with Jack and Sam on the episode It's Good to Be King.
 * I found a ZPM and had to power up Atlantis's shield before the city was destroyed. (Like Rodney Mckay in The Siege, Part 3).
 * I had an Ancient computer, like the ones in the control room of Atlantis.
 * I was reorganizing the Ancient computers in the control room of Atlantis after a flood had occurred. After debating the new location for them with Dr. Weir, I decided to put them on the stairs leading to the Stargate.
 * The Aurora was actually named something that started with the letter 'H'. I had a picture of five people from its crew that was in black and white that looked like it was taken in the 1920's.
 * I was in the parking lot of a local supermarket, and the supermarket's corners were protected by Thor.
 * A massive storm was approaching Atlantis and I was putting in 3 ZPM's to power the city's shield. 2 were completely full but the third one had barely any power left so it was the same height as the others, but very skinny.
 * I had Ronon Dex's gun and was firing it to show people how it worked. The first shot fired fine but with the second one, the gun blew up in my face. Then Col. Sheppard said he would fix it.
 * A group of tourists were in Atlantis and when we turned on the shield, they started throwing things at it to see what it looked like.
 * I was on the bridge of the Daedalus and Col. Sheppard and his team were talking to Col. Caldwell in full gear.
 * I was helping to find and capture a Wraith in a dark, misty building.
 * I was climbing up the sides of buildings and walking on floating platforms in an apartment complex in order to evade a wraith. I soon saw Col. O'Neill and Teal'c near the pool (who were in full gear) and I assisted them in capturing the Wraith.
 * Dr. Zelenka was using 3 ZPM's to power Atlantis's shield. They were brought out to him on a large tray and while he was inserting them, he got mad at me because I was annoying him.
 * I dreamed I had a dream about Stargate and was trying to remember what it was (in my dream).
 * This is a crossover of Atlantis, Sg-1, and Halo 3: A Wraith Hive ship was on its way to Earth, so the Prometheus and Daedalus were sent to attack it once it got there. The Hive ship then descended into the atmosphere and hovered a few hundred feet off the ground and launched some darts, (but it was actually hovering over the Halo 3 map Avalanche). Then both earth ships began bombarding the hive using their Railguns, except the Hive didn't return fire. Then after several minutes of firing, the Daedalus ran out of railgun rounds but the Prometheus continued to fire. Then after several more minutes, the hive ship exploded into a huge blue cloud.
 * I was helping to make emergency repairs to the Daedalus (which was orbiting Lantea at the time) after it was in a battle with a wraith ship.
 * The alien ship (apparently named Stromos) from the SG-1 episode Lifeboat was making an emergency landing on an alien planet, but before it touched down, it sent down a craft that looked like the mars rover which contained the energy signatures of about 5 people from the ship's crew.
 * A group of Wraiths were going to feed (just a little bit) off of a group of Humans from Earth in a large, grassy field so they would know what it felt like to be fed upon in the case it was really happening to them. I was one of the humans, but I managed to hide behind another person who was fed upon, so they didn't notice me.
 * A Wraith Hive ship was in orbit of Tollana and was about to attack. The Tollans then fired Ion cannon blasts at it but they inflicted no damage to the hive. Then the Daedalus arrived and destroyed the Hive using its railguns.
 * Someone changed the name of the page Traveler generational ship to another name that had four words. (Although I can't remember what it was)
 * Someone created the page "The Sun" and placed it in the category of Natural phenomena. The page only contained one sentence and a list of about 20 broken links which had nothing to do with the sun.
 * The Prometheus went on a mission to destroy a Ha'tak. However, because the ship was outdated and underpowered, it inflicted almost no damage. Then the Daedalus arrived and provided cover fire for Prometheus before they both escaped into hyperspace.
 * I was watching a commercial for Stargate SG-1 and it showed Jack and Teal'c, just standing up and not moving, from the waist up, then Carter and Daniel Joined them doing the same thing. Then Daniel started to look at a person's skeleton, which was also standing up, and the eyes started to glow blue. Then outside my house, skeletons started jumping out of the ground, only some just collapsed because they didn't have any skin. But others could walk around because there was still some muscle on them that held their bones together. (weird)
 * I bought a box of Stargate SG-1 breakfast cereal. The picture on the box was just like the image seen here: Stargate SG-1 on SCi-fi.com
 * I was on a human planet with an SG team from Atlantis, and we were trying to convince the inhabitants to evacuate because the Asurans were about to attack (like at the beginning of Be All My Sins Remember'd). However, before we could get everyone evacuated, a giant beam shot down from the sky and destroyed an Ancient Warship that was landed on the planet's surface. Then, somehow, I saw the Daedalus in space coming toward the planet, even though I was on the planet's surface.
 * I was helping to get the Phoenix fully operational (like Rodney and Sam in The Last Man) and was inserting crystals into the ship's Asgard core.
 * I was in the control room of Atlantis and the Stargate activated. It was an Asuran replicator woman who sent a video message saying that she wanted to meet with us. (This seemed kind of similar to Progeny and in First Strike when they were contacted by Oberoth) Apparently she wanted to negotiate a truce between our two peoples. Then we were in my house and she needed to use the bathroom where she became angry at me because she thought I was somehow eavesdropping on her. It was very strange.
 * I was in Atlantis and we were attacked by a swarm of Wraith darts. Before they could damage the city, we raised the shield and Dr. weir said "Get cloaked Jumpers out there". The Daedalus was on Atlantis at the time, so it lifted of the city and engaged the darts.
 * I was watching Stargate Atlantis, and the camera was zooming in and out showing different aspects of the outside of the city. This was set to the SGA opening theme music and it was showing the credits like it normally does for the regular opening. Then the show started and thirty two minutes into it, they were still running credits like they normally do for the first couple of minutes of the show at the bottom of the screen.
 * We (as in the Tau'ri of Stargate Command) had a Ha'tak class vessel and were using it to store our Daedalus class ships. In the main hanger, there were five but there was the space for several more. However, a member of the Lucian Alliance infiltrated the ship leaving only him and Vala Mal Doran on board, as he was doing this to get revenge on Vala. He was then able to remotely control the ships and launched all five. I was on the Daedalus at the time (which was not in the Ha'tak). As to not let our ships fall into enemy hands, we started firing our railguns at it, but soon switched to Asgard beam weapons as railguns caused little damage. However, before we could damage the first ship, I woke up.
 * I was with SG-1 and we were trying to escape a Goa'uld infested planet. However, the Stargate was heavily guarded and we needed to get to it as quickly a possible. (This was incredibly similar to the part in the episode 200 where Martin has a scene in his movie where SG-1 has to get to a well guarded Stargate in under 10 seconds).
 * I was on the Daedalus and we were under attack by the ship in The Daedalus Variations. We then started to flee as our weapons inflicted little damage. However, they launched fighters and pursued us... that is until another Daedalus jumped out of hyperspace right in front of us, along with a fleet of F-302s, which, in their opening salvo, quickly destroyed all enemies fighters. Then that Daedalus told the enemy ship to surrender or be destroyed (or something like that). So the enemy ship departed peacefully. Our Daedalus left going to the left, the other Daedalus left going straight, and the enemy ship left going to the right.
 * I was John Sheppard and the rest of my team and I (not Atlantis 1 though) were in the middle of a dense forest trying to rescue SG-1 from the Ori soldiers escorting them. I found a large cache of Tauri weapons laying on the ground, and I gave everyone a P-90 and pistol. However, I took one other gun that you could sort of use to snipe with. We then spread out until, unfortunately, me and one other person were the only ones left. Because I was now very angry most of my team had died, I started shooting like crazy at the Ori soldiers and ran while using 2 of my three weapons at the same time. Eventually though, we managed to defeat the Ori soldiers (although at this point I had forgotten all about SG-1). I then slid down a tunnel made of foliage, and emerged in an almond orchard.

PART 2
 * I (still being John Sheppard) was walking down a dirt road in the middle of the almond orchard with the remaining member of my team. I pick two almonds off a tree, pealed and ate the first one, but halfway through eating the second, Ronon Dex became visible only a little ways down the same dirt road. The only thing was, he was possessed by Michael's hybrids. I then fired an entire round of bullets into him with my P-90, but the bullets had absolutely no effect on him, and he was soon sanding directly in front of me. Then Rodney Mckay and I were in a warehouse with a group of Michae'ls hybrids. They put Rodney and I on a pallet and then squashed us underneath a very heavy box, which didn't kill or hurt us, but we couldn't move (although luckily I was seeing this from above while it happened.) They then transported us to a place where someone else they wanted was, in the hope of exchanging us for them.
 * I was on the Daniel Jackson and was helping Thor modify the replicator disruptor so it would work again (Very similar to New Order). We finally did, but we knew it would only work once before they would adapt. So we had to choose if we were going to use it on Replicarter or Fifth. Ultimately, we chose Fifth.
 * Richard Woolsey was in command of the Daedalus and came across a massive ship that had the appearance of a giant skyscraper. He flew the Daedalus within only a few yards of the other ship and fired Asgard plasma beam weapons at it. After about 10 shots, we managed to lower their shields. We then got 2 more shots off directly on their hull before the ship was surrounded in a bright white light and disappeared.
 * I was in the control room of Atlantis and Chuck said that the Asuran Stargate satellite was in orbit of Abydos. (Apparently we put it there after the events of First Strike). However, moments later, a second Asuran Stargate satellite appeared in orbit of Atlantis along with an Asuran warship. The ship then descended into the atmosphere and crashed into the ocean. However, because its shields were active, the ship was only half-sunken, but every one on board was dead. Then, the power systems of Atlantis began to overload (like in Critical Mass). This was apparently caused by the Asuran Stargate satellite. We were forced to evacuate the city, but we couldn't decide if we wanted to commandeer the Asuran warship, or take a Puddle Jumper. We ultimately chose the Jumper as it would have taken too long to get the Asuran warship, and because Dr. Weir said that the ship wouldn't provide any tactile advantage, (Daedalus-class warships being far more powerful).
 * I overheard a group of Tau'ri of Stargate Command from a parallel universe talking about the Asgard energy weapons (not beam weapons) on a 305 class ship.
 * I was playing the Halo 3 level Valhalla and you could play as a Puddle Jumper. You could fire drones 3 at a time and fire yellow energy weapons.
 * I was talking with a person from the Ori army shortly after the events of Unending. She was upset that we destroyed two Ori motherships and that we had completed another 304 class battlecruiser called the Dillard. However, she couldn't remember if it was the Daedalus or the Dillard that was completed.
 * There was a fence in my backyard, with a section of it that was three pieces of wood super-glued together. However, when I pulled the pieces of wood apart, three alternate realities became visible, and I saw three Teylas. I was then in the office in my house, and most of Atlantis 1 was there, along with Jennifer Keller. We had put some sort of cloth-like material all around the walls and ceiling so we would be able to know where the boundaries of our own reality was. Strange.
 * I was playing a video game where you could play as various ships during the battle of P3Y-229. These ships included ones from the Stargate universe and the Star Trek universe. (Although then it turned more into a star trek-like thing, so lets not go into that).
 * I was watching Stargate: The Ark of Truth in one of my classes. However, I didn't get past the opening (which was the Original movie opening to the SGA opening theme music), as I woke up.
 * Samantha Carter was on the Apollo shortly after the events of Lifeline. However, in the Apollo's hanger bay was the Daedalus (albeit a very small version with a neck 4 times the length of the body). Carter then flew an F-302, but instead of it being an actual spacecraft, it was just a pair of wings that she strapped herself to.
 * I was looking at screenshots of the episode The Lost Tribe and saw the Daedalus being escorted by two wraith hive ships. The Daedalus the fired one shot of its Plasma beam weapons at one of the Hives.
 * A white smoke had completely enveloped my neighborhood and started to seep into my house. To protect ourselves, we erected a Goa'uld-Ancient shield that could fit around my entire house.
 * Michael Kenmore was on Earth at night along with several of his hybrids. He had one Wraith cruiser and a Wraith scout ship, which he beamed directly out of the cruiser as flew around a densely packed city.
 * The Odyssey was battling Ori ships in the Battle of the Asgard Legacy. However, after successfully destroying the first ship, the Ori adapted their shields to resist Asgard plasma beam weapons. Because of this, the Odyssey inflicted no more damage and was destroyed.
 * I was watching SGA during the Battle of M6H-987 when the Traveler ship engaged the final Lost Tribe starship. However, the Traveler ship got much closer to the Lost Tribe's so when it exploded, you could see the ship more clearly.
 * SG-1 and I were on a fairly primitive human world in the Milky Way galaxy. We had apparently saved their people, or planet, or did something nice for them as they were very grateful and polite. We were standing in front of an active Stargate ready to leave. However, the Staragte had no dhd, so to activate it, the locals on the planet activated a deployable cover from Halo 3 near the Staragte, which was able to somehow power it. Jonas was at the SGC and talked to O'Neill (I think) through the Stargate and they said something along the lines of goodbye. Then O'Neill and (maybe Daniel or Teal'c) were beamed up (or possibly ringed up) to a ship a few hundred feet in the air, which resembled the neck portion of a Daedalus-class ship. I remained at the Stargate, and then Carter and another unknown SG team member walked away from the gate into the forest. ridiculous
 * I was unwrapping a new satellite television system I had apparently purchased. Aside from the remote being 1.5 ft. long and 4in. wide, when I opened the instruction manual, it was filled with schematic-like drawings of a Daedalus-class ship
 * I had apparently been out of town and asked Ronan and Teyla to watch my house (my old house) for me while I was away. When I returned, the front door was unlocked (because Ronan didn't know how to use a deadbolt) and I heard Teyla shout something like "In here" from another room. I went to look for here, but I couldn't find her.
 * I was watching a commercial on TV with Neil deGrasse Tyson. In it, he was laughing hysterically while playing with a small dog. Then it morphed into this weird dinosaur and Wikia related dream, involving a red dinosaur, Halo 3...
 * I was in the SGC (although it was really more of a building, with several sections of it exposed to the open air.) Anyway, I was trying to find someone (along with my granddad) but was having little success in doing so. So, we decided to split up. He went to the control room, but he told be to stay where I was. However, after he left, I decided to go down a set of stairs right next to me. When I went down them, I say my German Instructor (and a German student) laughing hysterically while looking at a waist-up sculpture of Frankenstein's monster they built using tings like buckets and tools.
 * I was in a warehouse of some sort for MGM television props. It was dark, and only me and one other person was there. Anyway, I came across a prop Milky Way Stargate that was used in the show. Directly in front of it was the ramp to the gate. I started to walk on it towards the gate, but all of a sudden, the Stargate was 20ft. away.
 * Rodney Mckay and John Sheppard were on a rather primitive planet in the Pegasus galaxy on which all of the inhabitants spoke Ancient. It was dark and stormy, but they were in a car from Earth and, apparently, they were looking for someone. However, they had absolutely no leads. They stopped the car and started having a conversation about the missing person and how to find them. Finally, Rodney said "Lets just ask them" (and after that, he said the equivalent of "Where she is", but in Ancient. At that moment, the leader of the village came up to the car's window, speaking English, and said that he would tell them where the person was.
 * This dream takes place around Season 7 of Stargate SG-1. Anyway, the SGC had apparently constructed another Prometheus-class battlecruiser. However, because they were having trouble finding enough naquadah and trinium to fully construct it, they had not yet used the ship. Eventually though, they launched the ship anyway. However, before it could even get into orbit, the neck portion of the ship crumbled apart and the ship was destroyed. (Despite my best efforts to hang onto all of the info on this dream, I think the ship's name was something along the name of "Gail") (Maybe not though, because I think it was a German word).
 * I was watching a television commercial on Sci Fi Channel for Enemy at the Gate. On it, they said something about the Daedalus, and then cut to a scene where a railgun turret on it was shooting at the ship's neck. Then it cut to a scene where the ship's neck was covered with frost/ice.
 * I had constructed a (2ft. by 3ft. ... or so... it was fairly large) Lego replica of the Daedalus, and was trying to keep someone from destroying it.
 * In my dream, I was just randomly thinking about the Battle of P3Y-229, F-302s, and Daedalus-class ships... Although I was somewhat awake while doing it... kind of.
 * I was watching the first episode of Stargate Universe. For the opening of the show, It was just a Milky Way Stargate dialing with some really weird and awful music playing for the theme song. However, on the Stargate, each section of the gate between the chevrons was a different color... IE: purple, yellow... Also, each chevron was a different color when it lit up. It was really awful looking.
 * (To be honest, I'm not entirely sure about what happened during this one myself): I was in an empty F-302 bay on a Daedalus-class ship. A Wraith (or possibly several Wraith) were there as well. I think they killed me (or something did as I was dead). The Wraith's face was sort of flesh colored (opposed to bluish-green) and it was happy I was dead.
 * I was talking to Todd on the balcony on my house and he was saying "Dry as a desert outside" and speaking like he did in Vegas. Then, inside my house (although it was more like a cafe) I was sitting at a small table talking to either John Sheppard or Rodney Mckay about the show.
 * Several Traveler ships were involved in the Battle of the ZPM powered Hive Ship. Over Earth, they opened fire on the Hive ship along with several Daedalus-class ships.
 * I was watching a Stargate Atlantis episode from Season 4 with Larrin in it. She was talking with Samantha Carter, in Atlantis' conference room, about a (rather ugly) shirt Carter had. Although Larrin looked like she gained 20 pounds...
 * I was at a basketball game (For the record... I hate basketball. I've never been to a game nor do I plan on going to one). Anyway, my favorite astrophysicist was there: Neil deGrasse Tyson.
 * Rodney Mckay was talking with Malcolm Tunney like in the episode Brain Storm. This dream was pretty similar to that episode.

You know your a Stargate fan when...

 * You accidentally spell Stargate instead of Strange.
 * You accidentally spell dead as daed (as in Daedalus)
 * You say quotes from Stargate in everyday conversation
 * You get excited at 3:04 p.m.
 * A little part of you died when you heard Atlantis was canceled
 * You pass by Shanks road and think of Daniel Jackson
 * You accidentally recite episodes as you watch them
 * You're convinced Stargate is real, and that the TV show is just a coverup...

Things that irk me

 * Small images uploaded from Gateworld.net
 * Large gaps in pages.
 * People saying Lanteans instead of Ancients.
 * People who edit other people's comments on a talk page (you know who you are).
 * People creating pages so bad and incomprehensible, you have no choice but to delete them as you (and everyone else) have no idea what they're about.
 * People who think they're skilled editors/users but really aren't.