SGCommand:Nominations for featured quotes

If you see an quote that is, in your opinion, very good, then here is the place to nominate it to be the featured quote shown on the main page.

At this point, the nomination system is deliberately kept simple. The quote with the most votes (at least 3-4) is removed from this pool and placed on the main page, and remains there until the next quote is featured. There is no queue involved. If an quote remains in the pool for more than 3 months with an insufficient number of votes, it will be removed. It may, however, be nominated again.

Nominations
Please add new nominations at the bottom of the page.

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Quote 7 (+1)
"Well I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, ... death, ... hard feelings. It'd suck."

- O'Neill


 * Nominating and for. Funny and memorable first meeting. - ElmoTheWise 19:36, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 10 (+1)
"I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature."

- Teal'c


 * Nominating and for. One of teal'c's funniest one liners. - Darth armitage 21:56, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Quote 11 (+1)
"Yes, the aliens! Please Mr. Men in Black don't pretend you don't know about the aliens."

- Daniel Jackson


 * Nominating and for. One of the lines that made me laugh most. Actually, i fell of my chair laughing. Good example of the excellent joke-timing in the series. Daniel Jackson against the NID in Wormhole X-treme. Bad episode, but this line made it bearable. --Indeed 17:37, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Quote 12 (+2)
"Wait a minute. Jack, you've been seeing parts of the life a barber in Indiana for seven years, and you never mentioned it?"

- Daniel


 * Nominating and for. Hilarious. - Darth armitage 00:13, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Quote 13 (+4)
"I don't think it matters how much cake you walk on."

- Radek Zelenka


 * Nominating and for. Funny... Just came to me after watching a cake walk take place on a TV show.&mdash;Anubis 10545 00:04, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. —Ka&#39;lel 02:12, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. —User:D 23:24, 21 July 2009
 * For. Agreed —Supakillaii 17:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Quote 14 (+1)
"There's nothing to be gained by second guessing yourself. You can't remake the past, so look ahead… or risk being left behind."

- Vala Mal Doran


 * Nominating and for. (Like the Churchill quote) It's... "meaningful" and (for all intents and purposes) "good".&mdash;Anubis 10545 04:27, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Quote 15 (+1)
"Hey, at least I didn't declassify Pluto from planet status. Way to make all the little kids cry, Neil. That make you feel like a big man?"

- Rodney McKay


 * Nominating and for. [Very hillarious, 'Brain Storm' was a funny episode anyway.]. - Mangekyo 12:42 13th April 2009

Quote 16 (+1)
"You better be sure about this doctor, because if you make ME disappear, there won't be a DIMENSION safe enough for you."

- General Landry


 * Nominating and for. [I LOVE Landry]. - Mangekyo 10:00 14th April 2009

Quote 17 (+1)
"Hello! Merlin!"

- Daniel Jackson


 * Nominating and for. [I love this quote more for the expression on Daniel's face. Watch The Shroud to see it.]. - MrWhite325

Quote 18 (+1)
"Bonni, Bonni Way!"

- Kasuf


 * Nominating and for. Probably one of the best quotes from the original movie.]. - MrWhite325

Quote 19
"Do not accept gifts from Ba'al." "They have a habit of exploding, especially when he feels he has been slighted."

- Yu and Daniel Jackson


 * Nominating- A great quote introducing a great character.

Quote 20
"Well She Started Off All Sweet To Begin With Now she's hell bent on domination of the galaxy"

SG1 Episode Flesh and Blood
 * Vala to Daniel regarding her daughter

Quote 21
The Ori used me to sneek one of their own over the border

-Vala SG1 Episode Flesh and Blood

Quote 22
"And as your mother you will listen to me young lady there will be no leading of these ships and armies on a mass murdering crusade or else!"

-Vala SG1 Episode Flesh and Blood

Past featured quotes
This is an archive of featured quote nominations. Do not edit the sections below.

Quote 2 (+3)
"I'm telling you Teal'c, If we don't get out of this soon I'm going to lose it... Lose it, means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, no longer in control of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!"

- Jack O'Neill in Window of Opportunity


 * Nominating and for. Why not start with the most popular one around. Cheers. - Ka&#39;lel 20:45, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. Ah, good point... and good quote too :) &mdash;Anubis 10545 20:54, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. One of the reasons why I got into Stargate. -- Matthew R Dunn 21:05, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Quote 3 (+4)
"Let's just for a second imagine that we live in this magical land of unicorns and wizards and kind-hearted people who you can take at their word. Let's assume that he lets us go if we save her. But what if we fail, huh? What if she dies? How happy d'you think he'll be then? You think he'll let us just waltz out the door with an "Aw shucks. Well, better luck next time, tiger" attitude?"

- McKay


 * Nominating and for. This one is just epic. - Swedish guy 10:54, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. I've got to agree with Swedish Guy on this one --Scratzin 14:57, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Good, funny quote. -- Matthew R Dunn 20:15, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Sure...&mdash;Anubis 10545 20:49, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 1 (+3)
"I'm going to curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find."

- Rodney McKay


 * Nominating and for. It's a pretty funny quote... so why not.&mdash;Anubis 10545 20:27, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. —Ka&#39;lel 06:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. You hussy, Rodney McKay! -- Commander Morrissey 11:11, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 6 (+3)
"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts. And I think you've got that in spades."

- Henry Landry


 * Nominating and for. It might not be funny as most of the others are, but it's been stuck in my head for the past two days and it's pretty meaningful.&mdash;Anubis 10545 06:51, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. Also, though funny quotes may take precedent because of the sheer volume of them, I'm always looking for the meaningful ones. This is a good one. —Ka&#39;lel 15:12, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. great quote. yeah, it has a meaning that's applied to everyone. —SupremeCommander 06:59, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 4 (+4)
"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. Things will, in fact, calm up."

- Teal'c
 * Nominating and for. It's just hillarious. - Sman789 18:12, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. A classic Teal'c-ism, very funny. - lindleya1 04:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Do I have to explain why? It's one of the best from Teal'c. Gelei 16:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. It's classic Teal'c and just plain funny.&mdash;Anubis 10545 06:10, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Quote 9 (+3)
"Hey!! I'll tell you what's wrong. I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a mini me!"

- Jack O'Neill talks to Loki about his clone.


 * Nominating and for. What can I say? It made me laugh:). - Swedish guy 19:06, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Me too. -- Matthew R Dunn 21:14, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Well, originally I has going to just comment on how bad the episode was, but after reading the quote several time, it seemed more funny. &mdash;Anubis 10545 01:02, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 8 (+3)
"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips."

- Teal'c tells a Jaffa joke.


 * Nominating and for. Another fan favourite and a classic and memorable SG moment. - Ka&#39;lel 23:10, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Definitely. I was just about to add this myself. It's especially funny how Teal'c bursts into laughter at the end.&mdash;Anubis 10545
 * For. Absolutely, for the above reasons, and come on, its a Jaffa joke!!! You can't get too much better than that!—Jjjackal 17:12, 27 March 2009 (UTC)Jjjackal

Quote 5 (+3)
"Tell him that the power-loop interface isn't jiving with your walkabout."

- Elizabeth Weir


 * Nominating and for. A very funny quote. &mdash;Anubis 10545 05:10, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed even if you take it out of context its pretty darn hilarious—Jjjackal 17:08, 27 March 2009 (UTC)jjjackal
 * For. It's funny because it's so not Weir, which makes it even more hilarious.MrWhite325