SGCommand:Nominations for featured quotes

If you see an quote that is, in your opinion, very good, then here is the place to nominate it to be the featured quote shown on the main page.

At this point, the nomination system is deliberately kept simple. The quote with the most votes (ideally at least 3) is removed from this pool and placed on the main page, and remains there until the next quote is featured. There is no queue involved. If an quote remains in the pool for more than 3 months with an insufficient number of votes, it will be removed. It may, however, be nominated again.

Nominations
Please add new nominations at the bottom of the page.

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Quote 4 (+2)
"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. Things will, in fact, calm up."

- Teal'c
 * Nominating and for. It's just hillarious. - Sman789 18:12, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. A classic Teal'c-ism, very funny. - lindleya1 04:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Do I have to explain why? It's one of the best from Teal'c. Gelei 16:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 5 (+1)
"Tell him that the power-loop interface isn't jiving with your walkabout."

- Elizabeth Weir


 * Nominating and for. A very funny quote. &mdash;Anubis 10545 05:10, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 6 (+3)
"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts. And I think you've got that in spades."

- Henry Landry


 * Nominating and for. It might not be funny as most of the others are, but it's been stuck in my head for the past two days and it's pretty meaningful.&mdash;Anubis 10545 06:51, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. Also, though funny quotes may take precedent because of the sheer volume of them, I'm always looking for the meaningful ones. This is a good one. —Ka&#39;lel 15:12, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. great quote. yeah, it has a meaning that's applied to everyone. —SupremeCommander 06:59, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 7 (+1)
"Well I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, ... death, ... hard feelings. It'd suck."

- O'Neill


 * Nominating and for. Funny and memorable first meeting. - ElmoTheWise 19:36, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 8 (+2)
"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips."

- Teal'c tells a Jaffa joke.


 * Nominating and for. Another fan favourite and a classic and memorable SG moment. - Ka&#39;lel 23:10, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Definitely. I was just about to add this myself. It's especially funny how Teal'c bursts into laughter at the end.&mdash;Anubis 10545

Quote 9 (+3)
"Hey!! I'll tell you what's wrong. I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a mini me!"

- Jack O'Neill talks to Loki about his clone.


 * Nominating and for. What can I say? It made me laugh:). - Swedish guy 19:06, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Me too. -- Matthew R Dunn 21:14, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Well, originally I has going to just comment on how bad the episode was, but after reading the quote several time, it seemed more funny. &mdash;Anubis 10545 01:02, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Past featured quotes
This is an archive of featured quote nominations. Do not edit the sections below.

Quote 2 (+3)
"I'm telling you Teal'c, If we don't get out of this soon I'm going to lose it... Lose it, means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, no longer in control of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!"

- Jack O'Neill in Window of Opportunity


 * Nominating and for. Why not start with the most popular one around. Cheers. - Ka&#39;lel 20:45, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. Ah, good point... and good quote too :) &mdash;Anubis 10545 20:54, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. One of the reasons why I got into Stargate. -- Matthew R Dunn 21:05, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Quote 3 (+4)
"Let's just for a second imagine that we live in this magical land of unicorns and wizards and kind-hearted people who you can take at their word. Let's assume that he lets us go if we save her. But what if we fail, huh? What if she dies? How happy d'you think he'll be then? You think he'll let us just waltz out the door with an "Aw shucks. Well, better luck next time, tiger" attitude?"

- McKay


 * Nominating and for. This one is just epic. - Swedish guy 10:54, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. I've got to agree with Swedish Guy on this one --Scratzin 14:57, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Good, funny quote. -- Matthew R Dunn 20:15, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Sure...&mdash;Anubis 10545 20:49, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 1 (+3)
"I'm going to curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find."

- Rodney McKay


 * Nominating and for. It's a pretty funny quote... so why not.&mdash;Anubis 10545 20:27, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. —Ka&#39;lel 06:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. You hussy, Rodney McKay! -- Commander Morrissey 11:11, 12 January 2009 (UTC)