SGCommand:Nominations for featured quotes

If you see an quote that is, in your opinion, very good, then here is the place to nominate it to be the featured quote shown on the main page.

At this point, the nomination system is deliberately kept simple. The quote with the most votes (at least 3-4) is removed from this pool and placed on the main page, and remains there until the next quote is featured. There is no queue involved. If an quote remains in the pool for more than 3 months with an insufficient number of votes, it will be removed. It may, however, be nominated again.

Nominations
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Quote 27 (+4)
"We were throwing some ideas back and forth — well, he was throwing them forth and I was throwing them back..."

- Rodney Mckay


 * Nominating and for. I would go as far as to say that.... this is a nice quote :). —Anubis 10545 (talk) (Contribs) 03:22, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
 * For. This quote just perfectly describes the egocentricity that is Meredith Rodney McKay, and in a funny way to boot! - Bell&#39;Orso (talk) (Contribs) 14:32, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
 * For. It's Rodney McKay, in one sentence. Myrrlyn (talk) (Contribs) 12:22, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * For Oh Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, always ratting on Zelenka. Mr White (talk) (Contribs) 01:10, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 28 (+3)
"Isn't that hot?"

- Jack O'Neill

"Extremely"

- Teal'c


 * Nomitating and for. This made me burst into laughter when I first saw it, extremely funny when you know the fact that symbiotes become agitated when exposed to caffeine. Watch Urgo to see it. — Malmern (talk)
 * For. Chris Judge at his best. - Bell&#39;Orso (talk) (Contribs) 08:33, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
 * For.

Quote 30 (+1)
"Yes, well, that would certainly help – but I’m more concerned about Ancient database – its ability to back up data. It’s incredibly redundant."

- Radek Zelenka

"'Incredibly redundant’!"

- Weir

"Heh, Yeah, that never gets old."

- Radek Zelenka


 * Nominating and for. --Gridcube (talk) (Contribs) 18:25, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 31 (+2)
"Colonel O'Neill, what the hell are you doing??"

- General Hammond

"In the middle of my *backswing*?"

- Jack O'Neill


 * Nominating and for. From Window of Opportunity, when Jack is about to drive a golf ball through the Stargate. PKT (talk) (Contribs) 19:08, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * For. Hehe, loved this bit.
 * Comment. Actually, Rick is about to drive a ball against the side of the Stargate prop. Chris Judge hit his through the gate on the first time around. Myrrlyn (talk) (Contribs) 12:23, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 32 (+1)
"Yes if only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth, did you bring yours!?!"

- Meredith Rodney McKay


 * Nominating and for.

Quote 33 (+1)
Todd: ''One of our facilities is under attack by a rival Hive. Our two support ships must depart for battle. My Hive will remain here; continue the work with Doctor Keller.''

Woolsey: I'm glad to hear that.

(Both Todd and Caldwell turn and stare at him)

Woolsey: ''Oh, not the "under attack" part. That's unfortunate, of course. I-I just meant ...never mind.''


 * Nominating and For. 03:43, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 34 (+1)
"I've spent my whole life, sticking it to the man...... If I do this, I'LL BE the man...... I don't think I can be the man."

- Jack O'Neill

Nominating and for. It was just so hillarious, I, I'll be, I don't think I will be, it's the O'Neill-ism word play one of the best, I think. --Mangekyou

Quote 35 (+1)
"Glad tidings of comfort and joy... comfort and joy."

- Harry Maybourne

Nominating and for. It just seems like a crazy thing to say ;) - From It's Good to Be King. —Anubis 10545 (talk) (Contribs) 18:58, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 36 (+1)
"Indeed." (Teal'c)

Nominating and for. One of the more frequent verbal responses from Teal'c in the second half of the show. Never stated early on but gradually became Teal'c's catch-all positive reply (the eyebrow being the negative) and a signature of his presence on SG-1. Myrrlyn (talk) (Contribs) 12:21, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 37 (+2)
"Hold it! Alright, we came here in peace. We expect to go in one... piece.."

- Jack O'Neill

Nominating and for.

For. Great quote. - 04:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC) comment what episode is it from? the quote template really needs a source field. 05:45, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Comment: That quote is from Season 2. Chapter 14: "Touchstone" showed on October 30, 1998. McKenna SG 1 (talk) (Contribs) 00:13, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 38 (+1)
"Woah! Woah! Woah Man! Bullets bounce!"

- Cameron Mitchell

Nominating and for Love Mitchell's reaction to when Teal'c shooots the wall in Avalon.

Quote 39 (+1)
"Doctor Jackson, you have the peltac." "Uh, wh-what exactly does that mean?"

- Jacob Carter/Selmak and Daniel Jackson

Nominating and for. This quote is pretty funny and I like how it seems to portray how Stargate makes fun of itself and science-fiction in general and the use of crazy, made-up words. From "Exodus" —Anubis 10545 (talk) (Contribs) 20:00, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Past featured quotes
This is an archive of featured quote nominations. Do not edit the sections below.

Quote 24 (+4)
"Hammond...of Texas"

- Bra'tac


 * Nominating and for. The rubbing of his head to indicate baldness is what makes this quote hilarious every time i hear him say it --Jenkins08 (talk) (Contribs) 10:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. —Ka&#39;lel (talk) (Contribs) 22:54, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
 * For. This quote brings a smile to my face every time that Bra'Tac says it. --Snowden42 (talk) (Contribs) 19:02, April 25, 2010 (UTC)


 * For Gotta love Bra'tac with that head rubbing every time he says that! Mihb2 (talk) (Contribs) 11:37, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 29 (+4)
"What do you want?"

- O'Neill

"I want to live."

- Apophis

"Sorry, I can't help you there, thats between you and your god... Oh wait, you are your god, now that's a problem."

- O'Neill


 * Nominating and for. This was hilarious in my opinion because O'Neill refers to the fact that the Goa'uld pose as gods. —Dimitriye98 (talk) (Contribs) 02:18, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
 * For. I love anything where O'Neill takes the mick out of the Goa'uld. :) --Donovan-j-charlie (talk) (Contribs) 15:19, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * For. I guess this is one of the reasons the Goa'uld call O'Neill a "pain in the mikta". —Mihb2 (talk) (Contribs) 01:16, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * For. It's Jack O'Neill, in one sentence. Myrrlyn (talk) (Contribs) 12:22, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Quote 11 (+3)
"Yes, the aliens! Please Mr. Men in Black don't pretend you don't know about the aliens."

- Daniel Jackson


 * Nominating and for. One of the lines that made me laugh most. Actually, i fell of my chair laughing. Good example of the excellent joke-timing in the series. Daniel Jackson against the NID in Wormhole X-treme. Bad episode, but this line made it bearable. --Indeed 17:37, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
 * For. I Second :-) -- -Have A Nice Day Cam11598 00:20, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
 * For. I third. ;)- Bell&#39;Orso (talk) (Contribs) 11:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 23 (+3)
"Phhhh!!!! What is this!? What is this!? Who made this!? You made this!?"

- Rodney Mckay


 * Nominating and for. Maybe it's my lack of sleep but this scene is hilarious. (it's from Letters from Pegasus... Rodney's spitting out a sandwich)—Anubis 10545 (talk) (Contribs) 23:51, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * For. pure Rodney gotta love it.-Wraith runner
 * For. You gotta love Rodney McKay. -dreamhexagon

Quote 25 (+4)
"Perhaps if the warships of your world attack we will be able..."

- Bra'tac

"(interrupting) Eh, excuse me... did you say 'the ships of our world'?"

- Samantha Carter

"Surely you have such vessels?"

- Bra'tac

"Well, we have a number of...of..."

- Daniel Jackson

"Shuttles."

- Daniel Jackson & Jack O'Neill in tandem

"These... 'shuttles'... they are a formidable craft?"

- Bra'tac

"Oh yeah... yeah... bad day..."

- Jack O'Neill


 * Nominating and for. I love this scene from The Serpent's Lair. --Jenkins08 (talk) (Contribs) 10:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Hilarious. O'Neill at his best. - Bell&#39;Orso (talk) (Contribs) 11:51, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
 * For. It was a funny way to explain where the Taur'i are in the universe on a technological level. PKT (talk) (Contribs) 12:52, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Yep, gotta love that line --joecool280 (talk) (Contribs) 17:27, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 26 (+4)
"What's it doing?"

- Hammond

"Flying, Sir?"

- Carter

"M.A.L.P's can't fly."

- O'Neill

"Apparently, they can."

- Daniel

"Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?"

- O'Neill


 * Nominating and for. My Favorite Scene Ever... -- -Have A Nice Day Cam11598 00:57, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
 * For. This is one of the funniest Stargate scenes i've seen so far. The Capitalization Could Be Toned Down Though. Oset&bull;c 14:49, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
 * For It's funny. What episode it from? --╔▲╠☼╚╡∩║⌠⅜⌡├┤∩ (talk) (Contribs) 15:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
 * For. I believe the episode in question is SG-1 Season 4's Entity. - Bell&#39;Orso (talk) (Contribs) 13:54, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Quote 13 (+4)
"I don't think it matters how much cake you walk on."

- Radek Zelenka


 * Nominating and for. Funny... Just came to me after watching a cake walk take place on a TV show.&mdash;Anubis 10545 00:04, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. —Ka&#39;lel 02:12, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. —User:D 23:24, 21 July 2009
 * For. Agreed —Supakillaii 17:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Quote 5 (+3)
"Tell him that the power-loop interface isn't jiving with your walkabout."

- Elizabeth Weir


 * Nominating and for. A very funny quote. &mdash;Anubis 10545 05:10, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed even if you take it out of context its pretty darn hilarious—Jjjackal 17:08, 27 March 2009 (UTC)jjjackal
 * For. It's funny because it's so not Weir, which makes it even more hilarious.MrWhite325

Quote 8 (+3)
"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips."

- Teal'c tells a Jaffa joke.


 * Nominating and for. Another fan favourite and a classic and memorable SG moment. - Ka&#39;lel 23:10, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Definitely. I was just about to add this myself. It's especially funny how Teal'c bursts into laughter at the end.&mdash;Anubis 10545
 * For. Absolutely, for the above reasons, and come on, its a Jaffa joke!!! You can't get too much better than that!—Jjjackal 17:12, 27 March 2009 (UTC)Jjjackal

Quote 9 (+3)
"Hey!! I'll tell you what's wrong. I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a mini me!"

- Jack O'Neill talks to Loki about his clone.


 * Nominating and for. What can I say? It made me laugh:). - Swedish guy 19:06, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Me too. -- Matthew R Dunn 21:14, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Well, originally I has going to just comment on how bad the episode was, but after reading the quote several time, it seemed more funny. &mdash;Anubis 10545 01:02, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 4 (+4)
"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. Things will, in fact, calm up."

- Teal'c


 * Nominating and for. It's just hillarious. - Sman789 18:12, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. A classic Teal'c-ism, very funny. - lindleya1 04:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Do I have to explain why? It's one of the best from Teal'c. Gelei 16:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. It's classic Teal'c and just plain funny.&mdash;Anubis 10545 06:10, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Quote 6 (+3)
"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts. And I think you've got that in spades."

- Henry Landry


 * Nominating and for. It might not be funny as most of the others are, but it's been stuck in my head for the past two days and it's pretty meaningful.&mdash;Anubis 10545 06:51, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. Also, though funny quotes may take precedent because of the sheer volume of them, I'm always looking for the meaningful ones. This is a good one. —Ka&#39;lel 15:12, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. great quote. yeah, it has a meaning that's applied to everyone. —SupremeCommander 06:59, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 1 (+3)
"I'm going to curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find."

- Rodney McKay


 * Nominating and for. It's a pretty funny quote... so why not.&mdash;Anubis 10545 20:27, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. Agreed. —Ka&#39;lel 06:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. You hussy, Rodney McKay! -- Commander Morrissey 11:11, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 3 (+4)
"Let's just for a second imagine that we live in this magical land of unicorns and wizards and kind-hearted people who you can take at their word. Let's assume that he lets us go if we save her. But what if we fail, huh? What if she dies? How happy d'you think he'll be then? You think he'll let us just waltz out the door with an "Aw shucks. Well, better luck next time, tiger" attitude?"

- McKay


 * Nominating and for. This one is just epic. - Swedish guy 10:54, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. I've got to agree with Swedish Guy on this one --Scratzin 14:57, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Good, funny quote. -- Matthew R Dunn 20:15, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
 * For. Sure...&mdash;Anubis 10545 20:49, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Quote 2 (+4)
"I'm telling you Teal'c, If we don't get out of this soon I'm going to lose it... Lose it, means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, no longer in control of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!"

- Jack O'Neill in Window of Opportunity


 * Nominating and for. Why not start with the most popular one around. Cheers. - Ka&#39;lel 20:45, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. Ah, good point... and good quote too :) &mdash;Anubis 10545 20:54, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * For. One of the reasons why I got into Stargate. -- Matthew R Dunn 21:05, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Belated for. One of Jack's best quotes. Ever. What more need be said? Myrrlyn (talk) (Contribs) 12:23, April 27, 2010 (UTC)