The Ascended Times

The Ascended Times was a readable collection of information of Ascended beings that Daniel Jackson could comprehend and read while he was not ascended. It's slogan was "Tomorrow's news today."

Headlines

 * Jackson Still Undecided
 * Astral Diner to be given infinite status
 * Yoga not the path to enlightenment
 * Edge of universe discovered
 * Ethereal Awareness Seminar to be held in Talnak Quadrant
 * Anubis plans to retake Dakara
 * Wraith on the way to Atlantis
 * Secret Plan Revealed: Anubis' dastardly plot to regain Ancient weapon of destruction