User:Asdf1239

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My favorite pages

 * Lemon
 * Juggling
 * The Simpsons

Races

 * Tok'ra
 * Wraith
 * Asuran
 * Genii
 * Jaffa

Least favorites

 * Lantean

Ships

 * Hive ship
 * Wraith cruiser
 * Ha'tak
 * Aurora-class warship
 * Millenium Falcon Traveler ship
 * Dart
 * Gateship

Miscellaneous

 * Excessive use of apostrophes in names
 * Wormhole X-Treme
 * Oxymoron gun
 * The Three Stooges
 * Red weed
 * Goa'uld buster
 * Goa'uld Bane
 * Goa'uld killing organism
 * Zat
 * STARGATE SG-1 TOILET SEAT NOW AUCTIONING

Quotes
Sheppard: Fruit bowls, nice touch.

Todd: We picked them up on our travels. I thought it would make our discussions more comfortable. I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them.

Jack: Who's on first?

Daniel: Yu.

J: I'm not on first. Who?

D: Yu. Yu's on first.

J: Look, don't get smart with me!

D: OK Jack...

J: And your grammar is horrible... Forget it. Who's on third?

D: Fifth.

J: Daniel, there are only four bases. There is no fifth.

D: Yes.

J: So who's on second?

D: I told you: Fifth.

J: Can't you give me a straight answer?

D: I just did.

J: Well then, who's at bat?

D: Weir.

J: At home base.

D: Yes.

J: So `home base` is at bat?

D: No, Weir.

J: Home base.

D: Yes. Weir's at home base.

J: Daniel, home base is where they hit the ball.

D: I know that Jack.

J: This makes no sense.

D: It's perfect sense!

J: Well then, who's pitching?

D: Ba'al.

J: That's what he's pitching. Who?

D: Ba'al.

J: Look; they just hit the ball. Who's on first now?

D: Weir.

J: Don't start! Who's on second?

D: Yu.

J: I'm here Daniel.

D: I know.

J: Oy! I'm going for some beer.

- Gateworld thread

"Daniel becomes a Goa'uld, only to find out he's in the mind of his girlfriend, who is in fact a Tok'ra disguised as a Jaffa warrior, who's spying as a Reetou who specializes in impersonating humans who infiltrate the Goa'old as an Ori prior." - Uncyclopedia's entry on The Curse

Woolsey: You're convinced this has something to do with Michael?

Beckett: Well, it's not a case of the hives, is it?

-talk about foreshadowing...

"YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS MOTHERF***ER!!"

- Michael in Michael (episode)...at least thats what it sounded like

"There is nowhere on the face of this planet that that thing cannot kill us."

- Radek Zelenka on swine flu

"What about Dr. Rush?" "Eh fuck Rush."

- User:99.144.163.21 and User:WarGrowlmon18, Talk:Space

Episodes

 * The Queen
 * First Contact/The Lost Tribe
 * Cure
 * Reckoning
 * Window of Opportunity
 * Infection
 * Progeny
 * Allies
 * Fallen
 * War of the Worlds